Monday, February 22, 2010

Heart of the matter

Two pieces of genuine mirth and awesome-ness.

a) What do you do if you are Manoj Kumar and your dad is suffering a heart attack, the doctor refuses to come, and all you have are two batteries? Why, you cure him, of course!




b) If you go to Google.com, type in "Where will I find Chuck Norris?" and click on the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, this is what you get (click on the photo to enlarge it):

6 comments:

Megha said...

LOLMAX!! Pure gold both of them :)

I remember watching the Clerk scene years ago in one of Sajid Khan's earlier shows (Kehne me kya harz hai, I think?). And on my recent trip to India, I had the pleasure of watching the movie for half an hour...one of the best 30 mins of my life, I must say :)

Jaunty Quicksand said...

M, if you can believe it, I actually saw the movie when it was first released in India. I distinctly remember a scene where a safe is being broken into and you can see where the front of the safe is being held together by the duct tape even as the torch is "cutting" through the metal.

It was hilarious beyond belief then and is worth even more now.

By the way, check out the plot summary from Clerk on imdb.com. Phew! Talk about throwing in the punches, Fate does not spare anyone in the family.

Megha said...

To qoute the immortal words of Janice Litman Goralnik (née Hosenstein)

OH.....MY....GOD

It took me a while to get over that summary...this has to be the Slumdog Millionaire of the 80s!

I have to see this one now :D

Jaunty Quicksand said...

M, I did not even know Janice had a last name, let alone three (including the maiden name). Priceless.

Later today or tomorrow I will put up another Movie synopsis that is even more depressing than the Clerk one. Reading THAT will make you cry your guts out, I promise! :-)

Megha said...

I'm intrigued JQ! Waiting eagerly :)

Jaunty Quicksand said...

M, thy wish is my command. :-)

Post coming right up in a moment or two.